The day I fell out of the van

It was no ordinary day. Not even at the start. That morning, I had used our poop shovel for the first time. And not to dig a garden, my friends. Colin, triumphantly, had already used it on multiple occasions, even twice that morning.

10 Steps to Toughen up Your Girlfriend in 12 Months

Ever look over at your super cute sidekick and think to yourself, “There is SOOO much untapped badassery inside this beautiful female. How can I help her to realize this potential?” Unless your girlfriend grew up with four brothers…..on a farm….practicing mixed martial arts, hockey and ski racing from a young age…..these same thoughts might…

“Hey Lisa, remember that time you peed on yourself?”

Van life isn’t all glamour all the time. That’s what we keep hearing at least. So far though, we’ve been super lucky. By super lucky, I mean we haven’t had to use the pooper yet. That will be the day we can really call ourselves van dwellers. Forget about all our building and power tools…

“Where’s all your stuff?”

When people learn that we’ll live in a space smaller than most dorm rooms, or hell, even bathrooms, there are questions. Amongst many, “So, where’s all your stuff?”